
Lou Deprijck
Almost everybody I know is in Cannes this week. I can’t help but wish I were there too – especially tonight. A Girl Story – which I wrote about previously – won a Cyber Lion earlier and I’d have loved to have been there to hear that announced. Regardless, yay!!
So with France on my mind lots, you might think I should post a song by a French artist. And I kind of am. What I mean by that is that I am going to give you one that you thought was by one. Plastic Bertrand’s 1977 smash “Ça Plane Pour Moi” is as Frenchie a song as they come, but Plastic Bertrand (Roger Jouret) is actually Belgian. He’s half French though. But it really doesn’t matter what he is because….he never even sung on the record! It was actually sung by the composer, Lou Deprijck. It gets weirder. Lou was the singer on not one, not two, but three Plastic Bertrand LPs!
After denying reports that he was not the real singer, Plastic Bertrand finally came clean and admitted his voice does not appear on any of the songs of those albums. Somehow, for reasons I don’t completely understand, Belgian courts said that even though he did not appear on the record, he could still claim he was the “legal performer” of the song.
Wait! I’m not done with the story of the song yet!
Also in 1977 an English band called Elton Motello released “Jet Boy, Jet Girl” which was basically the same song with very different and far more risque lyrics. Elton Motello was a legit band, but this single “Jet Boy, Jet Girl” wasn’t actually them. It was the original “Ça Plane Pour Moi” musicians and was sung by….Lou Deprijck! When the Plastic Bertrand news came to light last year, Alan Ward, who was the main guy in Elton Motello, confirmed this fact as well.
I know none of this makes much sense. But you don’t need sense to have a lesson. The moral of this story is that just as it really doesn’t matter if Lou Deprijck was the singer on a huge hit for Plastic Bertrand or that Elton Motello’s gay cult hit wasn’t really Elton Motello, it also doesn’t matter that I wasn’t in Cannes to hear the news.
It’s all completely awesome.

Tags: A Girl Story, Ca Plane Pour Moi, Cannes, Cannes Lions, Elton Motello, Jet Boy Jet Girl, Lou Deprijck, Nanhi Kali, Plastic Bertrand